(Only those seriously interested need apply)
Decription:
Smarter than average bear
Polka-dotted
Walks, talks, is like duck
Prefers wine to barley
Favorite bird is the pelican because it looks like a dinosaur
Gitana
Can cook both fancy and unfancy food
Looking for:
Also smarter than average bear (actual bears not excluded)
Long limbed; small framed
Spy (double/triple agents are acceptable)
Knows the difference between a gerund and an infinitive
Doesn’t care about the difference between a gerund and an infinitive
Knows how to play chess, hopscotch, monopoly, house
Can laugh in his sleep
Call 001-cac-tus-land for a good time!
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