Rye toast with butter has the exact same taste as morning breath.
If you add jam, it confuses you into thinking it isn't the same flavor.
But it is.
You offer small pieces of toast in order to make sure I have
something in my belly with which to start the day.
I'm not sure that's cutting it.
Sometimes I like to eat other things, you know?
Maybe some peaches and cream,
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I mean, rye toast is good and all, but it still tastes like morning breath.