01 February, 2011

Storm Storm

Extra Extra!
The Storm of the Century is a-brewin’!
Stock up on canned goods!
Load up your pantries with:
Non-perishables
Batteries
Blankets
Don’t leave the house unless necessary!
Be prepared for:
High powered winds
White-out driving conditions
Sub-freezing temperatures
The end is Nigh!

Oh wait…
I forgot snow melts.

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